Konata Izumi Dancing 2

July 29 2014, 6am


trudymonk:

why do good shows get canceled when american idol is in it’s 13th season


July 28 2014, 6am


kimpissible:

when your mom calls you down for dinner and you get there and its not readyimage


July 28 2014, 6am


timefold:

when the teacher asks you to answer the question because you weren’t paying attention but you know the answer

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July 28 2014, 6am


near-quaad:

do u ever go to unfollow someone but then u see some rly good posts and u just kind of 

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you can stay

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for now


July 28 2014, 6am


bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon


July 28 2014, 6am


poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you


July 28 2014, 6am


  • me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
  • me driving: say your prayers

July 28 2014, 6am


akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence